10 Awkward things that Pakistani Do

After writing a Post "10 things that Pakistani Parents do " it hit my mind to share more about us and this time I'm telling you about "awkward things that Pakistani People do"

1.If there is some one leaving the city or arriving,We will bring our family,Neighbors in fact every one we know in the city,We will take them to the airport to say "Good bye".It happens here a lot when some one goes  to Saudia Arab for pilgrimage,we will bring whole "tabbar (flock)" to say them good riddance.

2.Doctor who? catch a cold,got a fever,having a headache,a pain in body we do treatment our selves,Take medicines with out any prescription.And when the shit gets serious,or reaches to its final stages just call the doctor.

3.If Some one invites you at a wedding,You wont go there alone,here invitation means a free pass for the whole family which includes,You,Dad,Mom,Siblings,Uncle and his family,Grand father and Grand mother along with a few neighbors.

4.Hunger games ? just go to a Pakistani wedding and wait for the food,just soon as the food is placed on the table every one attacks at it like a warrior.

5.You are also given food on funerals,and you are served with "beryani, Palao,Halwa,Sharbat and Kahwa" for almost 40 days and the difference between wedding and funeral is,in Funeral you are not served with cold drinks.

6.If you have something to clean,like cleaning a window,shoe,wall,carpet or anything we will always use a dirty,torn and wornout cloths for it and will never use a clean cloth to clean the thing.

7.You don't need to be plus 18 to buy a Cigarette ,or to drive a car,or to buy Gta V.You just need money to buy them.

8.Ever fail a test,or just don't do your homework,and Your teacher will beat you like you are having your marshal arts class.

9.Want to Win elections ? just give free food on your election compaings and after the win is yours,No one is going to ask you about the promises that you made before the elections.

10.We do have word punctuality in our dictionaries that we buy but we never bother to read it and apply it.Where ever we go,we will reach there Late .

Pakistani People are awkward,and can be made fool easily.But They just one thing good,they have warm hearts.

10 things That Pakistani Parents do

If you have Asian parents that too Pakistani , you can understand where this post is going. Its going where your mama and papa wouldn't like it at all-- definitely because its going to spill the beans. Like this lady did on her blogspot 10 Things That Arab Parents do. I loved this post so much that I decided to drag Pakistani parents onto blogspot as well and make them famous.

Lets talk about Dads first. 

1- He's the boss at home. Even if he doesn't earn.

2- His shoes is the law and order lightening bolt.

3- Don't you dare fail the exams. His shoes will change the shape of your face.

4- Hand him a cell fone that too android. Either He will not understand it or simply install Facebook and fall in love at online. Your mom would kill you then.

5- Asking him for money is pointless. He's going to investigate you for at least 24 hours before handing you Rs 10 only.

Is there anything you would like to add from your unique set of Pakistani parents? Don't hesitate. Your mom won't read it, or dad.

Things that Pakistani Moms do

1- She can slap you, drag you, and slap you more but if any Aunty dares slap you, HER child at a party (secretly). She appears like a ninja and kills like a ninja too.

2- Don't you dare refuse to eat the paratha (that gol round roti with lots of oil on it) she makes you for lunch to take with you to your University. The consequences could be severe.

3- Beware! Don't get her a cell. If you do,  You're supposed to readout every single text she gets at her cell fone.

4- Pakistani parents make you learn English just to speak with Americans on roads and show off in front of relatives. Be prepared to get a slap if you dare use English to converse with your own parents, especially with your mom.

5- She reserves the right to suddenly scold you and humiliate you in front of your own friends. Get used to it.

The End.

P.S. They love their kids immensely and let them live with them as long as they wish. Unlike the Western Parents who kick their kids out, eventually. :D

Moms are Superheroes

 

We all watch superhero's comics,cartoons and movies.Like Superman,X men,Power puff girls,Fantastic four,Captain America ,Wonder woman and So on.We imagine being like them,or imagine some one to be like them and be our hero. In the end of the day we know that they are not real .But what if i tell you about some super Hero who is real and exists in almost everyone's life ? Yes they are our Mothers.

A Mom is more Powerful than a Superhero and yes she has her own Superpowers.Moms don't fight crimes,At dark fight evil or things that you watch in Super-movies But they do the most difficult job on earth.1st ,just like Bodybuilders go bulking before the competitions,and then look Muscular,in Same way our moms do a kind of bulking but which is called getting pregnant :D then carrying extra weight for 9 months they are trained enough to be a Super Mom. And what they do after becoming a Super mom? Well if you bring a Superman to hush up a little baby, he cant make him/her smile,he cant make it go to sleep,he cant feed it.A Superman cant go near Krypton but a Super Mom she doesn't mind changing the diapers.And her Super powers are great.A kid don't know how to talk and write but a Mom will know through her super powers that her kid is hungry or it needs some sleep."Super Pillow " is her another super power,If you are feeling tired but cannot sleep,just lay your head on her shoulder ,lap or chest and you will be lost in dreams. If you are hurt,broken and feeling depressed ,she will give you "Super-Hug" that will forget your Sorrows.

And what more good they can bring ? "if there are 5 people and 4 apples,Mom will say i never liked apples"(Ibne Seena ) .They give up their sleep,rest,appetite ,hobbies,friends,life and everything for us.They keep us warm,young and alive.And as long as our Moms are alive our days are save .Those who have lost Moms,may Allah bless them in heaven,and those who have moms,may Allah keep them long because nobody wants to lose a "Supermom" .